Written by Jen; Approved by Ian.  There has been many a day when I've walked down the stairs to go to work, and Ian takes one look at me, smiles, and says "do you think you're going on safari today?"  Well, of course I know that I'm not going on safari.  But I can pretend.  For the record, we're talking about a military inspired dress accented with high-healed wedges and chunky silver jewelry, with far too many leather bracelets, not khaki shorts with with a matching khaki button down shirt, lace up boots, and a safari hat (which according to the internet, and the internet is never wrong, is defined as a fedora with the brim turned down).  Think someone going for the Ralph Lauren safari chic look or those ads from a few years of ago of Bono (U2) in the bush with a Louis Vuitton bag, and not Hugh Jackman's character in Chappie (it's a good movie if you haven't seen it).  American author Henry Miller said: “[o]ne’s destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things.”  And, one of the things I've learned from building my safari wardrobe over the years is that I really like to wear earth tones, but more importantly, putting on those earth tones on what otherwise is a normal work day inevitably brings up fond memories of wearing that dress or those many bracelets in the bush somewhere in Africa.

I may love being in the bush covered in dust and sweat, watching a cheetah stalk prey for hours, but as the last paragraph may have hinted at, I have a soft (irrational) spot for certain luxurious goods, like Louis Vuitton.  I can't even tell you why.  I just know when I see that brown leather, I want it.  So, in 2010 (or maybe it was 2011), with the safari bug well in place, when Louis Vuitton released a marketing campaign featuring Bono in the bush with those gorgeous leather bags, I felt a pang of envy when the brochure showed up at our house--for the bag and to be in Africa.  We did go to South Africa that year.  But a few years later, unbeknownst to me at the time, I had booked us on a safari to a luxurious and unique safari location in South Africa, Tswalu, the location of that Louis Vuitton ad.  Unfortunately, I did not try to reenact the Bono/Louis Vuitton ad while there as that would have made for some fantastically hilarious photos to share with you.  We did though get the star treatment at Tswalu.  And, what drew me to Tswalu--it's sense of remoteness, mission for wildlife conservation, and emphasis on service--proved to be true.

Tswalu is in the southern Kalahari region, which looks very different than the reserves bordering the Kruger.  Tswalu boasts burnt orange and red sand, large sand dunes, a skyline that doesn't quit, flat desert stretches, high desert mountains made a millenia ago, and a variety of animal species, like meerkats, not found in the Kruger area.  While on safari in the Kruger area, I often get asked, "where should I go next on safari in South Africa that looks different than here?"  I always respond Tswalu.  A few photos to scroll through of Tswalu's breathtaking views:

Because it's been a couple of years since we've been to Tswalu, rather than go through our day by day safari experience, I list some of our favorite non-wildlife experiences followed by photos of some of our amazing wildlife adventures.

Why we want to go back to Tswalu (in no particular order):

• The Views.  Even though landscape photography is not my first love, the above photos speak for themselves.

• The Spa.  I had a massage that equals that of any five star resort spa (and I could write an entire blog on my various resort massage experiences).

• The Service.  They offered us things I couldn't think of myself like freshly made iced tea available on demand on our room deck, yoga by the pool post safari drive, and a pitcher (a real pitcher) of gin and tonics with a green flare for our evening game drive.

• The Pools.  That's right, two pools, one of which was heated.  We were there at the end of November.  So, we had long, warm days, perfect for laying by the pools, watching the game come in for a drink at the waterhole (or the third pool if you are feeling adventurous).

• Sleeping Under the Stars.  After one of our evening drives, we ended the evening at a raised platform with a bed, covered with thick blankets and a multitude of pillows to celebrate Ian's birthday alone, under the stars.  There was even an outdoor shower and a bathroom (of sorts).  We had a fire, a grill to warm up our food, champagne, a wide array of alcoholic drinks to chose from, and even a decadent chocolate birthday cake (some photos to scroll through below).

• The Food.  It was good; all of it was very good.

• You Make Your Own Schedule.  Part of the safari that we booked included a private guide and tracker.  So, we had the vehicle to ourselves and could plan our own schedule for the day--when we wanted to go out for drive, for how long we wanted to be out there, and what wildlife we wanted to try to see.

• The Conservation Vision.  "Tswalu Kalahari is driven by two ambitions; to create an inspirational experience for its guests, and a conservation vision, to restore the Kalahari to itself. . . .  Tswalu Kalahari is primarily a conservation area. It aims to restore the area of approximately 1000km2 of Kalahari savannah to a pristine state. Such a vast area offers a safe haven for many endangered and rare species while protecting an area of unique diversity and beauty."  And, when you are there, this commitment to conservation is evident.  The guides are particularly knowledgeable and excited about Tswalu's conservation ethos, and it can't help but rub off on the guest.

Now for my favorite part, the wildlife.  Our most memorable sightings on this trip, other than a brown hyena we saw after dark, were the lions and the meerkats.  We had two special lion sightings.  The first was memorable because we saw ten (that's right, ten) lions drinking water.  I know, it sounds mundane--drinking water.  But catching a lion doing anything other than lying around is cause for celebration.  So, watching so many lions drink water made me downright giddy.  Some photos to scroll through of those drinking lions:

After refreshments comes grooming and play.  Some photos to scroll through:

And then, it was time to rest.

The next time we saw the pride, they were again making their way to a watering hole where they got a quick drink, and the lion cubs made a noisy and unsuccessful attempt to hunt a small antelope.  Some photos to scroll through:

Remember that amazing looking green gin and tonic Ian and I were drinking?  We decided that it would be a good idea to drink our pitcher of it with the lions as the sun set.  Despite our best efforts, it took us some time to finish off those drinks, and by the time we were ready to go so were the lions.  We followed them until they settled down.  We then spent a bit more time with them.  When we decided it was time to go--a combination of hunger and the call of nature urging us to get back to the lodge--the vehicle would not start.  It was dark, and we were surrounded by lions; lions we couldn't see, not even with the flash of the camera.  A good reason not to go walking in the bush at night.

We talked, somewhat seriously, of trying to jump the vehicle, but decided that as we couldn't see the lions, it was a bad idea for anyone, even the ranger, to leave the vehicle to give it a push.  So, we called in for help, and as the second vehicle arrived, the lions moved off.  In ordinary, everyday life, your car not stopping is a major stress.  But, stuck in the bush with some lions, pure excitement (as long as you are in the vehicle, of course).  

Tswalu is the only place we have visited that we have seen meerkats.  Watching these small creatures with their family dynamics is like watching a soap opera on TV.  Part of Tswalu's conservation efforts when we were there included habituating a family of meerkats to humans to aid in Tswalu's study of them.  The upside for the guests is that we can see them while on foot.  We spent an evening and then the following morning with these funny animals.  The morning was a bit cold, and apparently meerkats don't like cold so much.  So, they were reluctant to join us for morning coffee.  But as the sun rose, they eventually popped their heads out.  We even witnessed a "kill" as a Meerkat caught and chomped on a small scorpion.  Some photos to scroll through:

Though being on foot to view the meerkats is a very special experience, what may have been more exciting was spotting some meerkats outside of our room with a female Nyala.  

I have more recent trips, with 1,000s of photos to sift through, that possibly should have been my next post.  I can't say some of it wasn't in part procrastination, but my main impetus to write about Tswalu now was that I couldn't stop thinking about this extraordinary safari destination.  At the time I started this post, we were experiencing some of the worst rain that we had encountered in recent memory.  And, it lasted for days.  Not surprisingly, I thought of our time at Tswalu.  We were there at the end of November, with long, sunny days.  And, when I looked out the window to see what felt like endless rain, my brain kept bringing up my happy, sunny memories of Tswalu.  It's those memories made while traveling that sometimes help me get through those rainy (real or perceived) days--the sun accentuating the red sand, being treated like a rockstar, napping outside in the shade, sweet tea on the verandah, cooling off in the pool, the sound of lions lapping up water, falling asleep during a massage, seeing the sunrise and the sunset in the same day, watching the clouds build with the possibility of evening rains, Ian's relaxed smile as he enjoys a Cuban cigar, following the tracks of a rhino, having a good laugh while being marooned and surrounded by invisible lions, sleeping under the stars, champagne in the bush . . . .

*FYI - This trip was planned by our wonderful travel agent, (and friend), Jeanie Fundora Africa Safari Expert at Exeter Safari Company.  Jeanie has been planning trips to Africa for 23 years and has been named by Travel + Leisure magazine to its prestigious A-List for her expert knowledge in Africa, having traveled to Africa 25 times. Jeanie is a fierce advocate for her clients, making sure every need is accommodated on diverse trips from honeymoon safaris to multi-generational family safaris in both East and Southern Africa, the Indian Ocean Islands as well as India. If there’s a way to make out-of-the-ordinary details work, Jeanie will find it. Contact jeanie@exetersafaris.com to inquire about a tailor-made safari.

A trip to Tswalu pairs nicely with a stay in Cape Town.  On this trip, we spent the first 5 nights in Cape Town followed by a stay at Tswalu.